The last thing you want is hair thats all disheveled. Cover that mop top with one of these sweet hat things! You wear it on your head and it even keeps the light out of your eyes sometimes. Cool we know.
PLEASE DO NOT THROW YOUR HATS UP IN BREWERIES LIKE YOU JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE. THIS IS A HUGE COMPLAINT, NOT REALLY, BUT IT COULD BE. SO DO NO NOT DO THAT. WEAR IT ON YOUR DOME LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.
• 100% cotton twill -- luxurious, not at all, functional, oh yeah!
• Structured -- Just like your plan to visit every brewery
• Five panel -- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, 5 panel.
• High profile -- Sounds important
• Green undervisor -- YAY your accountant will love it!
• Sewn eyelets -- Gross
• Snapback closure -- very secure, like a warm blanket and a glass of milk.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
PLEASE DO NOT THROW YOUR HATS UP IN BREWERIES LIKE YOU JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE. THIS IS A HUGE COMPLAINT, NOT REALLY, BUT IT COULD BE. SO DO NO NOT DO THAT. WEAR IT ON YOUR DOME LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.
• 100% cotton twill -- luxurious, not at all, functional, oh yeah!
• Structured -- Just like your plan to visit every brewery
• Five panel -- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, 5 panel.
• High profile -- Sounds important
• Green undervisor -- YAY your accountant will love it!
• Sewn eyelets -- Gross
• Snapback closure -- very secure, like a warm blanket and a glass of milk.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 18 ⅞-23 ⅝ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅜ | 7 ⅛ |
