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Human Coozie

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Do you feel jealous that your beer can has a coozie and you don't? Weel, this bad Larry is a human cookzie. What that means is its a big blanket.

• 100% polyester, not edible
• Soft silk touch fabric, silky soft baby
• Printing on one side, so it doesn't look gross
• White reverse side, so you can surrender
• Machine-washable, please wash it
• Hypoallergenic, yeah I guess so
• Flame retardant, oh yeah! No fires here Smokey!
• Blank product sourced from China- (Pronunciation CHHHHHHINNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAHHH)

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