{"product_id":"this-is-a-joke-do-not-buy-this","title":"THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT BUY THIS.","description":"THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT BUY THIS.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSeriously.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is the Brewz Bomber Jacket — IF YOU BUY IT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE IT, and we would strongly prefer not to spend our time carefully packaging a bomber jacket because someone thought it would be funny to click “buy.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jacket exists purely as a test of human self-control. It is a completely unnecessary, highly suspiciously priced, brewery-themed bomber jacket that boldly declares:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Because Denver’s high enough already.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you purchase this jacket, several things will happen:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• We will be forced to actually manufacture it.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Someone on our team will look at the order and say, “I can’t believe someone actually bought this.”\u003cbr\u003e\n• You will become the proud owner of a bomber jacket celebrating the completely normal hobby of attempting to visit every brewery in Colorado.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou started for the views.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou stayed for the brews.\u003cbr\u003e\nNow you’re buying joke jackets on the internet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jacket is perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• brewery hopping\u003cbr\u003e\n• confusing your friends\u003cbr\u003e\n• wearing to beer festivals while explaining “it was supposed to be a joke”\u003cbr\u003e\n• proving the internet has absolutely no self-control\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAgain.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDO NOT BUY THIS.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause if you do… we’re going to assume you’re the kind of person who takes brewery hopping very seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd honestly, we respect that.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 6.49 oz\/yd² (220 g\/m²), weight may vary by 5%\u003cbr\u003e\n• Brushed fleece fabric inside\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Overlock seams\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sturdy neck tape\u003cbr\u003e\n• Silver YKK zipper\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2 self-fabric pockets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product components sourced from the US and China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"The Brewz","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47580997550132,"sku":"6398373_10877","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47580997582900,"sku":"6398373_10878","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47580997615668,"sku":"6398373_10879","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47580997648436,"sku":"6398373_10880","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47580997681204,"sku":"6398373_10881","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47580997713972,"sku":"6398373_10882","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47580997746740,"sku":"6398373_10883","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0290\/0433\/3108\/files\/all-over-print-unisex-bomber-jacket-white-front-69b76daf29371.jpg?v=1773628857","url":"https:\/\/brewz.shop\/products\/this-is-a-joke-do-not-buy-this","provider":"The Brewz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}